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Songs in the Key of Penis

by Shonky Brothers

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Illusionnaire Took me by surprise and boy, what a surprise it was! I've been grinning like a lunatic while listening to these songs, and occasionally cracked some great laughs as well. 5/5, Soundtrack of Summer 2016 Favorite track: Waltz of the Impolite.
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This is the story of Robert Duvall Who was hated in life, til he died for us all The children would laugh as he walked down the road And they gave him the nickname of Bobby the Choad Never a man was put on this Earth Whose manhood bore such a frightening girth It was short as an apple, but wide as a hat And it forced both his legs wide apart when he sat The Choad, the Choad, Bobby the Choad The Choad, wide load, Bobby the Choad Now sure there's a lid for every pot No matter how wide your coin there's a slot Duvall had a wife, a woman named Annie Who was blessed from her youth with a bucket-like fanny Now Robert found Annie as tight as a glove And with butter and shoehorns, the two could make love And they were the happiest couple around Til the day she fell in her own fanny and drowned Not a lock of her hair could he save from this plight Though she grabbed for his hand and she put up a fight But he ran out of strength, and she slipped out of view And he had to let go, lest he fall in there too The Choad, the Choad, Bobby the Choad. Now the Choad walks alone, Bobby the Choad Now grief-stricken Robert was walking alone When the whole of the town heard a terrible groan And the crack that soon followed, as water began To gush from a hole in the wall of the dam The water escaped with such horrible force That when plugged from the outside, it popped out of course And the wall heaved and groaned, and let everyone know That they hadn't much time, or the whole thing would blow 'Evacuate now, and be swift' said the Mayor While knowing full well that they hadn't a prayer But a gasp from the back of the crowd soon arose As Bobby stepped forward and took off his clothes The Choad, the Choad, Bobby the Choad Save our souls, Bobby the Choad He climbed up the wall and looked back on the shame On the faces of people that once called him names He shouted "don't mourn me, I'm finally free My Sweet bucket fanny Annie's waiting for me With that, he jumped into the water and swam Paddling crotch-first to the hole in the dam He directed his choad to its life-saving task And it stuck like a cork in the side of a cask And the town it was saved, and to this very day You can see the same spot where Duvall's body lays And fresh is the rose that pokes out of the eye Of the choad in the wall that still keeps us all dry The choad, the Choad, Bobby the Choad Rest in peace, Bobby the Choad

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The seminal first album, now complete with Loz's magnificent viral fart symphony, and the epic Tragical Ballad of Bobby the Choad. The fart symphony is free, just purchase it with a price of zero!

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released July 3, 2013

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